05.27.2008 Thomas compared to a banana. That banana has a really high bilirubin count. Winner: Thomas!

05.27.2008 Thomas compared to a Ninendo Wii. The Wii is cute, but Thomas is cuter. Winner: Thomas!

05.27.2008 Thomas compared to an XBox 360 controller. Like many people, the XBox 360 controller does not fit Thomas' hands. He is not amused. Loser: Microsoft!

05.28.2008 Thomas compared to the New York Times Cook Book. While leafing through the New York Times Cook Book, Thomas doubts the need for all these recipes, but concedes that he wants good inputs for Mom's outputs. Winner: Tie!

05.31.2008 Thomas compared to a "family size" bag of Lay's Original Potato Chips. While no one can eat just one Lay's chip, no one can kiss Thomas just once either. And kisses are way better than the fried, salty goodness of potato chips! Winner: Thomas!

05.31.2008 Thomas compared to an Apple iPhone (v1). The iPhone, while cool and pretty useful, does not have cute toes, a button nose, or ginormous hands. Though Thomas admits it's very helpful to be able to update his blog on the go. This one was close, but ... Winner: Thomas!

05.31.2008 Thomas compared to a baby doll. While the fake baby is cute, it can't compete with Thomas throwing down Blue Steel. Winner: Thomas!

05.31.2008 Thomas compared to a moose. The only way to keep a stuffed moose at bay, is a stiff right hook. Winner: Thomas!

05.31.2008 Thomas compared to a giant stuffed king frog. The giant stuffed frog is admittedly much larger than Thomas, but what Thomas lacks in size, he makes up in cutes. Winner: Thomas by a landslide!

06.02.2008 Thomas compared to a Nintendo Wii Fit. Thomas finds the controversy of Nintendo's choice to use BMI (Body Mass Index) as the benchmark for his fitness typical tabloid journalism. He thinks that the folks doing the complaining should get off their lazy butts and work out more! Thomas leads by example. Winner: Tie!

06.09.2008 Thomas compared to a Fluke Tenor Ukulele Thomas admits that the Uke has a lovely tenor sound, easy playability, and a unique look, but counters that his timbre and vocal range are not only more versatile, but far superior to the trained ear. Winner: Thomas!